So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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