Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME