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(248): View more from Michigan

Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!

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(213): View more from California

I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.

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(760): View more from California

My girlfriend figured out who you are.

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(631): View more from New York

guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple

(1-631): View more from New York

whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?

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(757): View more from Virginia

You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....

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(541): View more from Oregon

I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.

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(817): View more from Texas

It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.

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(210): View more from Texas

He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with

(1-210): View more from Texas

You went over didnt you?

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME

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