people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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