yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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