You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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