that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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