I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself