Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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