Sponge bath it is.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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