can we get nightvision for the apartment?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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