Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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