I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Randomize
