yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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