He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I had to cum in my sink.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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