All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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