shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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