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• (818): View more from California

  Everything about him screamed your future.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Lets trade lives

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  And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf

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