Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles