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• (+34): View more from Spain

  Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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• (661): View more from California

  We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.

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• (631): View more from New York

  youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful

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• (209): View more from California

  we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.

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