I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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