The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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