And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
it was like eating out sand paper
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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