Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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