I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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