I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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