Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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