I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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