that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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