bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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