apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize