i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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