doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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