I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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