if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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