i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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