Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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