Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I bet he comes in French.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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