i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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