awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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