My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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