9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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