i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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