I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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