thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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