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His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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