I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
