Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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