So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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