Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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