At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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