He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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