i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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