Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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