super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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