new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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