im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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