ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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