Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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