Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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